Post XX/XX- Stats Poll Results!

as i'm sure you're all aware of, we ran a google form last week asking y'all what you think my hypothetical stats would look like. out of curiousity i ran the poll by a few extra close friends as well as some family, after averaging and rounding out the answers, we have the results!

HP: 3

SP: 6

Attribute	Score (out of 5)	Modifier
Control	5	+2
Absurdity	2	-1
Stamina	1	-2
Judgement	2	-1
Intellect	3	+0
Mystique	0	-3

side note!!: to everyone who called me a twink in the extra comments section! i'm exploding you with my Mind RN.

[-fishing -marine biology -sewing -theory crafting]

Post XX/XX- no FUCKING way.

Post XX/XX- dubious fella of the week

the frogfish

these guys are found all over the world in tropical and subtropical regions of the oceans!! they specialize in camoflauge as they're lie-in-wait predators.

i sort of just think of them as anglerfish-lite :3

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Post XX/XX-

UNAUTHORIZED fucking Thing blow it up NOW!!!:

a common mistake but nevertheless this must be said, this silly little fucker is a Toucan! not a FISH or any SEA CREACHURE for that matter. it's a land/sky dwelling bastard that has no place here.